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Go shoppingI once described, with a great deal of bewilderment and, I must admit, the slightest bit of disdain, my husband’s bizarre and mysterious ability to not eat a piece of cheesecake simply because he was not hungry. I likewise marveled, within this same post, about his ability to reside within the same house as that piece of cheesecake without devouring it immediately. Such things are, truly, beyond my comprehension.
It appears my daughter has not fallen far from the proverbial tree. On Sunday, my father-in-law treated us to Cheesecake Factory for dessert on Mother’s Day. My daughter, or at least the part of her that is like her mother, insisted on having HER OWN piece of Chris’ Outrageous Chocolate Cake. The part of her that is like her father could not finish it, and brought it home.
Where it sat in the refrigerator until last night. When I ate it. Because I couldn’t stand it anymore.
I refuse to feel guilty about it. She was clearly not going to finish that piece of cake. And it was simply too outrageous, truly, to go to waste. I mean, com’mon—a layer of rich brownie, topped with coconut-pecan frosting, topped with chocolate cake, topped with chocolate chip coconut cheesecake, topped with more cake, more frosting, and more brownie! How could you NOT eat that?!?!
I waited for FOUR days. Granted, I did not remind her it was in there. But, for crying out loud, who needs reminded they have a piece of cake in the fridge!?!?!
So yes, if my daughter asks, I ATE HER CAKE. And it was darn good, too. But here’s the scary thing—I think something is going very wrong within my internal wiring. I did something I NEVER do.
>You are going bonkers. 🙂
>I know!!! I need serious help!